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"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen