Digital Sky Explorer T-Shirts

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Alien David statue

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

Alien Snowmen

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."