Spooky Sky Explorer Pillows

Mildred had ignored the notice to airmen about heavy clouds of bats on her flight path.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Astral Projection

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

How am I abducting?