Sky Scrutinizer Gifts

Bring down the Airlines.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Airlines

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

A man looks up at the earth

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Nuclear Security Summit

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

CATCHY NAME

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"Student driver."

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"There must be an app for this..."

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."