Book Explorer Gifts

Stuff you need to know/Stuff You Can Do Without.

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Texas School Librarian

"Right we've found Community Resources, IT access points, DVD rental, audiobooks and Meeting Rooms....now we just need to find the books!"

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

'Mister Roget's neighborhood'

Learning.

Where do you keep the, you know, yukky stuff?

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

Abduction from the Sc-Fi section of the library

Entrance/Exit

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Sumo Love.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Smart Bomb.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

Bibliomaniac

Heaven