Ebook Explorer Gifts

'Will someone explain to Mr. Wallace that after reading an e-book, he doesn't have to drop his Kindle in the book return.'

eBookmobile. Touch here to start.

Charing an e-book.

"I want to read this e-book, but I can't get past its enigmatic cover."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Sumo Love.

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Smart Bomb.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Heaven

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Bibliomaniac

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.