Supermarket Saint Gifts

"I always pick the sweetest ones."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Biker chopper shopper

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Complex Carbs

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Till malfunction

e-procurement

Shopping Trolley

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'

Health food and junk food

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Giant doing the grocery shopping.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."