Supermarket Hunter Gifts

'I'm still looking for love.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Uh-oh.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Complex Carbs

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Plane Yogurt.

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

Super express lane for working mothers only!

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'