Supermarket Safari-goer Mugs

'Somebody's lookin' for an extra slap.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Will Kill For Food

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Wild fruit

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'Can I get you a drink first?'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"I feel lousy...I think someone I ate disagree with me."

U.S. Male - Part Five

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"King of the jungle, huh?"

"Forget it, he's got a brain the size of a walnut: No point reasoning with him to let us cross..."

Bobsleigh practice.

Health food and junk food

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"Well, the wildebeest migration is scheduled to cross the river here next week: why don't you invite your friends and have a party then?"

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"