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Domestic Superheroes!!

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Unusual Offers

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'I've got it written down...'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Self-Checkout.

Low Hanging Fruit

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"