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6 Brothers Falafel

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Before/After

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Spaghetti Road

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Pastrami in the wild

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"