Grocery Store Explorer Mugs

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'You'll find your dinner in the frozen department of our local corner shop.'

"Butcher!"

"Hey, don't fall asleep Jimmy! Look at me! You'll be fine, it's just a scratch! We'll get back home in no time and on Sunday we'll be a nice omelette, you'll see."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

NEW! Self-cooking chili! Just add Jalapenos!

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Fat Free Water.

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Reality of Parenthood

Plane Yogurt.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'