Convenience Store Explorer Mugs

"We don't get a lot of personal shoppers in here."

"Don't mind me... just checkin' out the menu."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Alphabet soup

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Reality of Parenthood

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Plane Yogurt.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

You are what you eat

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"