Convenience Store Explorer Mugs

Convenience Store. Blasto! New Energy Drink. Actually, it makes sense for an energy drink to taste like gasoline.

"Keep 'em coming! Can handle it!!"

"We don't get a lot of personal shoppers in here."

"Don't mind me... just checkin' out the menu."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Alphabet soup

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Plane Yogurt.

Reality of Parenthood

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

You are what you eat