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"That Pink Slime I keep hearing about; is that a hamburger or the dessert?"

'Darling where are you getting the burgers from these days?'

"Baldo, if you want good Latino food...all you have to do is ask."

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

6 Brothers Falafel

View to the Future

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

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'Is this still America?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Haute Chinese

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"