Convenience Food Explorer Pillows

'Careful, these convenience foods are really bad for you!'

LAY ZEE FUK

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Your lobster was off!

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'How was the squid?'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

TV Chef Cooking Range

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'