Gm Food Explorer Pillows

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Before/After

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'How was the squid?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Alphabet soup

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"Sauted lard, please."

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

'What the devil is that?