Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'
Gm Food Guru T-Shirts
Express your appreciation for your GM food enthusiast with a witty t-shirt that highlights their fascination with genetically modified foods. A fun and fashionable way for them to show their interest.
Genetic Food or Organic Food.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
Domestic Superheroes!!
Counting ribs
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"
'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'
"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
French wine
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."
Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'
"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."
'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'
Gm Food Guru T-Shirts Collection
Gm Food Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for food lovers passionate about GM foods, making each coffee break a witty conversation starter.
Gm Food Guru Pillows
Give their decor a quirky upgrade with a pillow that highlights their love for genetically modified foods in a playful way.
Gm Food Guru Prints
Shop our unique prints that honor the curiosity and humor of GM food lovers—ideal for decorating kitchens or labs with a touch of wit.