Meat Industry Analyst Gifts

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"They’re real."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

*=Hotdog

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Family Butcher.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Veal or non-veal?"

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

Down on Her.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

Bailout for General Motors.

"Everything here is very fresh."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."