Beef Industry Observer Gifts

"The working conditions don't bother me half so much as the retirement plan."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Pizza-Fed Beef

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Cattle barons for world domination.

"The good news is everyone in the world is now vegan. That's also the bad news."

Hey, you're beef,aren't cha? I didn't recognise you without your can.

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

Cattle Crossing: Choice and Prime.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

GM Food and World Hunger

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."