Beef Industry Observer Gifts

"The working conditions don't bother me half so much as the retirement plan."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Made redundant from Honda please help

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

NDAs for non VIPs

Pizza-Fed Beef

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

"The good news is everyone in the world is now vegan. That's also the bad news."

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Cattle Crossing: Choice and Prime.

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

Cattle barons for world domination.

Hey, you're beef,aren't cha? I didn't recognise you without your can.

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

GM Food and World Hunger

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Rats! It's already tenderized."