Meat Industry Commentator Gifts

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"The working conditions don't bother me half so much as the retirement plan."

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

Fats' career had really hit the skids: the butcher, the grocer, the slaughterhouse - nobody wanted him anymore.

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

"Have you considered the option of being chopped up into small pieces and chargrilled in a mid range restaurant?"

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

No cows were harmed in the making of this beefburger.

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

'So, 'hamburger'...pig or cow?'

"I think we've been hacked."

'Do any of us die of old age?'

'If it's wrong to eat animals, why are they made of meat?.'

"If you ask me hog futures don't look very promising."

The bad news is that there was an accident yesterday. The good news is that the sausages are free today.'

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

Woman looking at a poster for a new universal diet.

"You are going to be very popular in the near future."

Hams - this little piggy went to the market.