Meat Industry Commentator Pillows

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"The working conditions don't bother me half so much as the retirement plan."

Fats' career had really hit the skids: the butcher, the grocer, the slaughterhouse - nobody wanted him anymore.

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

"Have you considered the option of being chopped up into small pieces and chargrilled in a mid range restaurant?"

No cows were harmed in the making of this beefburger.

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

"I think we've been hacked."

'If it's wrong to eat animals, why are they made of meat?.'

'Do any of us die of old age?'

"If you ask me hog futures don't look very promising."

The bad news is that there was an accident yesterday. The good news is that the sausages are free today.'

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

"You are going to be very popular in the near future."

Woman looking at a poster for a new universal diet.

Hams - this little piggy went to the market.

The unsuspecting.