Meat Industry Critic Pillows

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Have you considered the option of being chopped up into small pieces and chargrilled in a mid range restaurant?"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Big oil.

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

Maybe you would have less of a problem with flies in your soup if you didn't have landing strips attached to your bowls.

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Fresh Fish

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

And this is one we made earlier.

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"The fog is thick, but so tender you can cut it with a fork."