Meat Industry Buff Pillows

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"They’re real."

I fart more than that!

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Family Butcher.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Down on Her.

"Veal or non-veal?"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

A centi-stampede.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.