Meat Industry Professional Pillows

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"If you ask me hog futures don't look very promising."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Family Butcher.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Veal or non-veal?"

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Down on Her.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

"Everything here is very fresh."