Meat Industry Pillows

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

The bad news is that there was an accident yesterday. The good news is that the sausages are free today.'

"You are going to be very popular in the near future."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Down on Her.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Prime Meats.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."

'And i hereby dub thee...'Sirloin'.'

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."