Meat Industry Analyst Pillows

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"They’re real."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Family Butcher.

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"Everything here is very fresh."