Meat Industry Buff Gifts

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

I fart more than that!

"They’re real."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Family Butcher.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Veal or non-veal?"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Down on Her.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

A centi-stampede.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'