Meat Industry Maven Gifts

"I think we've been hacked."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"States of tofu"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Muscles

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Human meat.

Body Building Mishap

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"It's very indoorsy."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."