Cattle Commentators Gifts

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Motorherd

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Ranch Dressing

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Hedge of two moo cows

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Dog's Loo

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

"Might I recommend the cud?"

Stealth grazing.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.