Breakfast Foods Industry Professionals Gifts

In the breakfast foods industry, our award winner, Ernie, is at the tip-top. The honoree is at the vertex, the acme, the apogee ... the summit, the crest, the peak, the zenith! Raise your glasses to the man at the pinnacle! Please don't say it! Thank you for the synonym toast!

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Another day in the Splenda mines

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

Ghostbasters 3

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Cereal Tasting.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'How would you like your toast?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."