Food Engineer Gifts

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Making a mess of fish.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."