Food Engineer Mugs

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Making a mess of fish.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."