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"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Erase the hate.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Dog in Daisys

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Cats and gardens.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mad about Roses!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Get out of my face!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Gardening#2

Hardy Annuals

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Say it with flowers

'They're dog roses!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'