Flower Lovers Mugs

"I'm looking for something that says, 'I'm sorry I bit off your leg.'"

'How much for NO stems?'

Heavy Plant Crossing.

The Happy Couple

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Botany Baby!

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Frog flirting.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Labor Day Flowers

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Bees SOS

'In Love'