Flower Enthusiasts Mugs

'I've been a little naughty.'

How the War of the Roses Began

"Make up a lie... Throw a tantrum... make up a lie... throw a tantrum."

'No! Romance with malice aforethought!'

Sometimes we drop daisies on other countries just to let them know that we love them.

"You don't being me flowers any more."

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Dog in Daisys

Frog flirting.

Labor Day Flowers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bees SOS

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'In Love'