Flower Admirers T-Shirts

"She's upstairs, washing you right out of her hair"

Bee Introvert

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Labor Day Flowers

Dog in Daisys

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Botany Baby!

Bees SOS

Valentine Day

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Mad about Roses!