Flower Admirer T-Shirts

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

It's officially spring

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

"This one's so beautiful it's almost a shame to pull it out.-but then, a weed's a weed!"

Happy Birthday Gran!

Stop and smell the roses.

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."

"Come on, you know it's true: We work all the time while our queen is basically a spoilt brat!"

Deliver-woo?

Sunflower

A man offers a woman a piece of himself.

Mother Nature has a flower playing a tune.

"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"

The Suppressed and the Free Mind

Man Courting a Woman and Her Dog.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Dancer

He was too wrapped up in himself.

"I love this time of year. It brings back childhood memories of a jolly fat red face man giving you presents..."

Dandelion Seeds

Blooms

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

Spring Violinist

Happy birthday!

Happy Spring.

"It appears to have all the physical properties of a normal plant. . . Hello - what's this?"

A woman blushes the colour of a hyacinth in a pond.

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Rabbit With Flower.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'We're just stopping. You don't have to smell them if you don't want to.'