Flora Enthusiast Pillows

The Philodendron-Filing Doldrums Dilemma

When Vegans Eat Out. . .

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Yardless: Please help

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Dog in Daisys

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Botany Baby!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Valentine Day

The wife whisperer.