Desert Flora Fanatic Prints

Cactus Man.

So Close..

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'I blame global warming!'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The Garden

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

The Velvet Mesquite

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

The Joshua Tree

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Ship in a Bottle

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Over there - an island!"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Caddy's flowers

Wedding couple with dog.

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'How do you expect me to give a speech with all these damn flowers in the way?'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

"Are they wet?"