Dreamy Drifters Gifts

"Wake me up when we're landing."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Continental Drift.

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Hibernation Clock.

"Don't even think about it."

A princess looking for frogs

The Old Woman Who Lived in the Ranch. . .

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

Children Plead with Santa Claus

Snooze Cruise

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

People siting on icebergs,

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

"I'm just sayin', Rapunzel, maybe you shouldn't be using that volumizing shampoo!"

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

'I hate hump day!'

'I'm a former movie star... but all the world's a stage and what I really want to do is direct!'

"I'm downstairs."

What do you want me to hit next?

Up, Up and Away?

'I'm Sorry.'

The Bathers - Journey to St Cloud

Wake up! Book at bedtime has finished, you can go to bed.