Desert Navigators Gifts

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

Tourists

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Tourist

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Sand danger

Desert Dermatologist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."