Desert Navigators Gifts

Tourists

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Mohammad's motors

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Tourist

Desert Dermatologist

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.