Desert Drifters Pillows

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The americanisation of vulture.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Valet park only"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Tourist

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."