Desert Wanderers Prints

Searching for water in the desert.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Man in desert sees a man selling gloves, knee pads and shoes.

'Damn'

Desert Sandcastle and Skeleton

"Don't—they'll only make you thirstier."

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

'Land, hooray!' 'Water, hooray!'

Impatient vulture ready to drop anvil on desert crawler.

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

"The mirage of all mirages."

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

"It started as a sand trap and then, well, this..."

"Was that you, you filthy pig?"

'You and your 'Green shoots' - it's just another mirage.'

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

"Hey, I've had it with winding you! From here on in you're going to make it on your own."

Pop-up neighborhood

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

Southwest Hampton

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Not that net!'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Mohammad's motors

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."