Desert Tour Guide Gifts

Driver of car sees a desert crawler crossing zone sign. (cars)

"It's usually about here they totally lose it."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

Culture Saturday

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Fishing sign.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Snowmen Around The World...

Tourists and their Pets.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast