Jungle Tour Guide Gifts

'...and there's also the small matter of the call-out fee'

Jungle Traffic Cones

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Jungle Stores.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'