Desert Tour Guide Pillows

Driver of car sees a desert crawler crossing zone sign. (cars)

"It's usually about here they totally lose it."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

'Now that's an afro!'

Culture Saturday

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

Tourists and their Pets.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'