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Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"First class, or with children?"

(Camel paintings)

Sparkling Water

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Just a little seasoning...

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Distance to horizon varies.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Freddie's water

"Holy water, holy water...."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"You overpacked again."

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'