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Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"First class, or with children?"

(Camel paintings)

Sparkling Water

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Just a little seasoning...

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Distance to horizon varies.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Freddie's water

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"You overpacked again."

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Booby Traps!"

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.