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"First class, or with children?"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."