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"Booby Traps!"

"First class, or with children?"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

Monkey Business

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'