Deserted Place Explorer Gifts

'I'm leaving you.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Emergency Phone.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Art of Surviving

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Desert Dermatologist

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Tourist in the desert

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

God in the bunker.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Posters of the Sahara

Pizza Delivery Delays