Deserted Place Explorer Mugs

'I'm leaving you.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

Emergency Phone.

'Are we broke yet?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Art of Surviving

Desert Dermatologist

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Tourist in the desert

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Posters of the Sahara

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Pizza Delivery Delays