Desert Island Dweller Prints

Can you believe that? First call in six years and it's a wrong number.

"I don't believe you have nothing to declare. I'll have to ask you to consent to a strip search."

"It's over, Ted - there's someone else!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

Mohammad's motors

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Efficiency tombs available"